Okay,so today was like a total disaster..And it starts like this...
I went to my tugas-post,which is 5s1. Then,the prefects(gods) have to ask the students to sit down. After a few lame-minutes,the students are in their class-lines and we(the gods) have to keep them quiet. But usually some students are very `dumb' because the prefects are like : "keep quiet fools!! "(joking).. Its actually : " please keep quiet.." but the students wont listen,so we have to like,observe them,and I was like *woah,look at their hidious faces!!*.. no lah,i'll never say that..I was keeping an eye on them so that when they talk,I can tegur them again.. So,when I wanted to tegur her,Xuan Zhi(extreme god-like girl) said something that made the whole hall quiet. Then suddenly,someone came up from behind me and say :" Kami cemerlang,SMKTD terbilang "..And the person is...SHEILA(the friendly god-like girl)..lols,trying to bully me..XD.. Until now,the hall remains quiet,because nobody heard what Xuan Zhi said and the students have `puzzled' looks on their face.. So Xuan Zhi decided to speak louder and here I go,full of semangat..untill that teacher say :" Ei,you tidur ke?".. Then I was like `WTF?'(Wednesday Tuesday Friday...no la,u know the real meaning) So,my semangat was like `I believe I can fly,I am flying away from Yap JunYan..So I can fly from night till day..) Fine,fly away stupid semangat. Then,I was like doing the sorakan with my lips shivering,hand shaking,eyes became super retarded(looking everywhere but not at the students)..But after the sorakan was finished,I can hear claps as I spun and look at the other direction(so disapointed)..But all those who clapped for me,thx for your support..
Moving on,the second period ends and now's the third period,so bye bye malay teacher..She's making the class yawn..Then we went down to the Bilik Auditorium to listen to some crap talk by the Inspector about drugs,rapes,stealling vihicles and more..That inspector showed our group (3c,3e,3k and 3m) a `lametastic' video clip..All craps inside..Nothing new..always raping and bla~bla~bla~...I rather blub~blub~blub~.. And then after the video,Siva asked the inspector a question. Not original but at least I made it funny (:
Siva:Hey Mr.Inspector,what happends when you have sex too much and you got AIDS? Will it destroy your internal organs?
Me(saying it inside my brain): What kind of retarded question is that? Of coz it will destroy your internal organs,since you're a dumb dodos,I think it'll change you're internal organs to outternal organs.
Mr.Inspector:Yes,boy..It'll absolute destroy it and you'll die.
Me(saying it inside my brain):Why did u answer him? cant you see that he just wants to make people laugh? Man~ you're a dumb dodos too..You SUCK!! boo~~
Mr.Inspector: Anywan wants to be a police?
Me(saying it inside my brain):OMG,only Ong Tong wants to be a police.
Mr.Inspector: Nobody wants to be police??!! So everybody wants to be pelacur is it??!!
Me(saying it inside my brain):What on earth are u talking man? u're such a loser..I bet even my grandmother hates u,u stinky-pathetic-lame brain-brownie like skin-useless piece of cow dung police..
Then prefects get to go recess..Okays..the story ends here coz I got to sleep..eye getting blacker each day..so..yehh..byes..Blub~Blub~Blub~
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